Yea Ruthie that’s when you also figured out there was something wrong with that boy.
That’ll do it…
Eew!
What’s a guy got to do to impress a girl?
Because once you’ve seen purple snot…
So, what do you do with that, Grandpa?
She’s not wrong…that’s why my first wife and I divorced.
First draft of that Prince song, ‘Purple Snot’.
that happened to me too
So that’s their history! It will be even funnier to tell that story at your wedding!
He’s not really what you would call a sharpie, huh?
pink, blue, or maybe even red would have been okay but purple is just not acceptable in today’s world. poor Buggy
Grandpa’s actually wishing there would have been purple markers when he was in kindergarten…
By the sounds of it, I would say the magic was just beginning……
We used to tell this joke as kids: Mommy, I hate Daddy’s guts!—-Mom replies, Shut up and eat what’s on your plate.
Chartreuse would have been better? ♻️
I lost my first-grade girlfriend by belching in her face.
Ruthie, you’re lucky, I know a couple of people that wouldn’t have seen that as a problem, until way down the relationship road.
allen@home almost 3 years ago
Yea Ruthie that’s when you also figured out there was something wrong with that boy.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’ll do it…
bookworm0812 almost 3 years ago
Eew!
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
What’s a guy got to do to impress a girl?
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
Because once you’ve seen purple snot…
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
So, what do you do with that, Grandpa?
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
She’s not wrong…that’s why my first wife and I divorced.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
First draft of that Prince song, ‘Purple Snot’.
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
that happened to me too
mrsdonaldson almost 3 years ago
So that’s their history! It will be even funnier to tell that story at your wedding!
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He’s not really what you would call a sharpie, huh?
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago
pink, blue, or maybe even red would have been okay but purple is just not acceptable in today’s world. poor Buggy
StratmanRon almost 3 years ago
Grandpa’s actually wishing there would have been purple markers when he was in kindergarten…
Grumpy Old Guy almost 3 years ago
By the sounds of it, I would say the magic was just beginning……
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 3 years ago
We used to tell this joke as kids: Mommy, I hate Daddy’s guts!—-Mom replies, Shut up and eat what’s on your plate.
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
Chartreuse would have been better? ♻️
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
I lost my first-grade girlfriend by belching in her face.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 3 years ago
Ruthie, you’re lucky, I know a couple of people that wouldn’t have seen that as a problem, until way down the relationship road.