One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for May 07, 2022

Ruth will misinterpret a bass singer for a fish.

Then there are the other tenors, you know, the ones you wish would sing ten or so miles away from you!

I only gave him a niner. Lucky I didn’t give him an eighter.

I’m not a very good singer, maybe only a fiver.

I like Ruthie’s definition better. I now have more to look forward to.

A Tenner is what you bum from your friend down at the pub.

Has Ruthie ever had her hearing checked?

My folks were teachers. I heard it as “ten year”, which didn’t make any sense. They’d already been working for more than ten years.