One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for March 25, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  6 months ago

    From Not Always Right: What Should Be A New Federal Law: Customers Clean Up The Messes They Make

    I overhear a mother who is shopping with her son, likely around three years old.

    Young Boy: “Mom! I gotta go potty! Moooom!”

    She ignores him and keeps shopping.

    Young Boy: Almost crying. “Moooom! I gotta go!”

    Mother: “Stop it [Son’s Name], I’m almost done!”

    He cried and ran…dropping a trail of tu rds out of the leg of his shorts.

    Me: “Ma’am, your son has had an accident.”

    Mother: “So?”

    Me: “You’re cleaning that up.”

    Mother: Stunned. “Why?!”

    Me: “Because the customer washroom is literally fifteen feet away and was available this whole time…”

    NOT my story, thank goodness!

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    Ken Otwell  6 months ago

    So obviously the second part of that word was “witch”… right?

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    … Joe called me a tattletale."

    Joe should tell his mom that Ruthie told her mom on him.

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    notmoving Premium Member 6 months ago

    Go on. Finish that thought…

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    kab2rb  6 months ago

    Ruthie you proved Joe right.

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