Ordinary Bill by William Wilson for September 25, 2024

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    crookedwolf Premium Member about 2 months ago

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    crookedwolf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Also: Bill, you should know better..

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    mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The smell of low tide? My fisherman grandfather always said that when most people say the “smell of the ocean”, that’s what it actually is.

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’m thinking Bill got what he deserved for that…

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    Publius10608218  about 2 months ago

    When I was in middle school I went to a big sleepover at a friend in the country’s house. I arrived early and we played outside waiting for the rest. The friend had a play a game called, “Throw the farm cats into the big plastic pool and watch them swim out”. It felt really wrong when I threw my cat in, sort of vowed then and there to never give in to peer pressure again, and the cat scratched my arm pretty bad. Which I thought I deserved. Trying to think of some way to stop the game, I asked, “Why don’t we throw the dogs in?” (They had two yorkies) The friend looked at me like I was stupid and said, “The dogs can’t swim,”.

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    rick92040  about 2 months ago

    I was laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes. :)

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    AndrewSihler  about 2 months ago

    That doesn’t seem quite like Bill. Making a feline furious when you’re all but naked is pretty risky, in any case.

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    brooklyn51  about 2 months ago

    How would they know it was a tiger attack if they never found the body?

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