Overboard by Chip Dunham for February 10, 1998
Transcript:
you know what, captain crow? you should just take half of this treasure and we'll take the other half! and that way you and i can just once and for all put down these stupid swords of ours! wow. what a great idea that- have i mentioned lately how truly, truly lucky we are to have these guys as our main enemies?
Perhaps the captain can take solace in the notion that, eventually, the meek shall inherit the earth…