Overboard by Chip Dunham for August 22, 2008
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Transcript:
Ellie: Bad news, guys. I had a math friend run some numbers. Your doomed man/mermaid relationship has a 99.99889789 percent chance of failing by... Now. Still like her? Captain: Yeah. Ellie: Well, enjoy it while you can. The clock's ticking. Janey: Ellie, probably neither one of us is a perfect match for Henry, but of the two of us, aren't I maybe a little better? Ellie: I'm sorry, Janey, could you slow down? I'm not fluent in trout.
Perhaps the captain would like Ellie more if she wore a hip-fitted mini-skirt.