Overboard by Chip Dunham for September 30, 2008
Transcript:
Captain: Well, I'm just sitting here with my friend Janey the mermaid... Playing some poker with one of my dogs... And listening to a couple of my mouse buddies who have a rock-and-roll ba- Noise: Click. Man: You know, if someone doesn't want to participate in a phone survey, why don't they just say so and not sit there lying to you...
When telemarketers call me, I feign interest, then say, “Excuse me, I have to turn down the stove”. I put down the phone…and leave it.