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Captain: Louie! The first burger from the new gas grill is ready!! The Gasmaster 9000! Aren't you coming over here, buddy? Louie?... Aren't you coming over here? Grill: You're a good friend, Louie. Louie: Hey, look in the dictionary. "Lab" equals loyal.
And realer men make their own charcoal (i.e. coals) in a campfire. ;)