Overboard by Chip Dunham for April 15, 2010

Morning. Crew!

Repossession? Now you went and did it!

Good Thursday Morning Crew!

Hey Captain, don’t give up the ship! Where are Jonas and his air force when you need them?

If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street. If you drive to city, I’ll tax your seat. If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat. If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet. Pay up or else Crew!

my advice for those who die. declare the pennies on your eyes.

and i believe the line is “if you try to sit i’ll tax the seat.”

I agree with Earl from Pickles “Spend down to your last quarter, and put that in a gumball machine on the way out”

Sheik I’ll console myself in thinking the tax percentage the Beatles paid, or any Englishman for that matter.

Thats what happens when you don’t face the music.

Anyways, why would IRS be involved with Pirates????? Pirates don’t pay taxes. Unless these guys are Privateers…

The IRS will find you no matter where you might hide. Now if Bin Laden paid taxes…

Good morning, Crew!

Morning Crew!

Just like the good old days,* love it Chip! Thanks!*

Morning Beatles, sheik? Taxed your medical weed supply?

CRA is terrible! They’ll tax taxes. And they don’t talk between other agencies - like HRSDC or Toronto Employment and Social Services - to make sure my payments to TESS were received, and now my return is $200 less then it SHOULD BE…. I hate them all!

Good Morning Crew,

Moses said pack your shovel, ride your camel and I will lead you to the Promised Land. Obama will sell your shovel, TAX your CAMEL’S and tell you there is no PROMISED LAND. Go TEA PARTY. HAVE A GREAT TAX DAY MATIE’S

I find this a very taxing experience.

Good Morning, Crew!

Good Mooring Crew!

IRS - They’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Sarah Palin is a cancer on the face of America.

Little harsh there, don’t ‘ya think,Patrice?

Save the ship. Louie, bite the taxmen!

Good Morning Crew!

I write ‘em as I see ‘em!

I wouldn’t call Sarah Palin a cancer, a suspicious lump maybe….

a benine tumor?

My my! How the cancerous government fears the tiny possible cures like Sarah Palin.

Talk about the “cure” killing you. gramp.