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Cop: hey, I finally got a chance to look at a few weeks of your comic strip online!
Chip: cool, officer.
Cop: so you get paid to be funny
Chip: yup. I get paid to be fun-
I AMNOT PAYING A TICKET FOR FRAUD, OKAY? I AM NOT PAYING A TICKET FOR FRAUD
How about a ticket for stealing Officer Judy from the Smothers Brothers Show?