Overboard by Chip Dunham for November 25, 2016

But the swords and battle axes were 50% off!

Not Quite tough enough, if his eyes tell us anything.Jonas is my favorite, with Nate and the little Gardner close behind.

I’m reminded of the sage wisdom of the movie “Wargames”

The only winning move is not to play the game.

I learned the hard way to stay home on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Never will I go to Wal-Mart on that Friday again.

There are other shopping days between now and Christmas and I will choose any one of them over black Friday – UNLESS I can find something online from the comfort of my own home.

Good morning, Crew!

Good Morning Crew,Lends a whole to meaning to Door Buster’s…….Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S

And now, the Christmas wishes begin: A TOME WITH ALL THE OVERBOARDS.

Poor Nate, able to fight pitched sword battles with the best of them, but unable to deal with the crush of Black Friday shoppers. Maybe the Captain can hire some of those shoppers to help Nate get really toughed up.

Normally you can’t see their eyes at all…the fact that you can see his eyes bulging out this way shows how freaked-out he is!

Besides, today is “Buy Nothing Day.”

You’d think Nate’s favorite place to shop would be Amazon.com

Poor Nate. Toughest Pirate around can’t face Black Friday crazy-shoppers.

Good Evening, Crew!

Nope—I’m not that tough, either.

Happy Friday, Crew.