Overboard by Chip Dunham for June 12, 2020

“What the hell is this?

It’s an abomination

Stick to the classics”

I have an intolerance to tofu. I am grateful for that! Sorry, but to me tofu is puke on a plate.

Please break out the grill

And cook us something yummy

That has no tofu

Why? Because if you don’t the chef will keeping this poor excuse for food!

Doesn’t Henry realize that tofu will exponentially increase Louie’s flatulence?!?

He’ll suffer through one, just for his friend.

Haiku is easy…It doesn’t have to make sense…Refrigerator

“It tastes the same”. “If you close your eyes”. —Rent

A lab named Louie…He loves his food and pirates…Such a heart of gold!!!!

Nice haiku, Louie!

Louie’s a poet and I didn’t know it

Tofu meatballs suck;Screw the chef-he’s outta luck;Cook a meatball puck.(Sincere apologies to Basho)

If made properly, tofu meatballs aren’t bad. Please don’t make me walk the plank for saying that! :-D

Good morning Crew!

Always kiss the cook

Who keeps the blessings flowing

And clean decks look nice

It looks like a meatball.My nose tells me it is not.I’ll jump just for Henry,

Good evening, Crew!

I did have tofu. Didn’t care for it. Louie, you have my sympathy.

Incoming meatball

may be tofu but still works

as snack in a pinch.

(Happy Friday, Crew.)