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These Internet search engines are amazing!... If these babies can't find it in seconds... It just doesn't exist!! Turtle + female + lactose intolerant + obsessive flosser... Send clicky click Anything? Still searching. Whrrr bzt zt whrr bzzt whrr...
So I just did a Google search of (without quotes, too): turtle female lactose intolerant obsessive flosser.This strip was the first result. That’s awesome.