Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 18, 1999
Transcript:
Don't worry, Clara, someday you'll find the right guy... It'll happen... You'll be swept off your feet! And plunked down in front of a widescreen HDTV Three Stooges marathon with a family of man -sized bag of mocha Cheetos. You think? Someday your prince will come.