Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 30, 2000
Transcript:
"Hmmm... So you want to 'settle down' What's the first step?" "I'm new at this. What do you think?" "Okay, well, you either could just exhibit a little self-discipline and slow down on your own... or..." "You could find a life partner." "Isn't that you?" "No! I mean, nooooo, at least I don't think.... Nooooo!"
So canon omg OTP