Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 19, 2005

Transcript:

"RJ, according to my calculations, you are the world's worst candidate for knighthood." "I checked online and that chilvary stuff doesn't matter anyway..." "...Nowadays, they'll knight people like me who simply make contributions to society..." "What contributions?..." "I hacked Paris Hilton's list of phone numbers, yet only crank-yanked Avril Lavigne once." "Good grief." "Bow when you say that."