Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 02, 2011
August 01, 2011
August 03, 2011
Transcript:
hammy: verne, you've got something under your lip. verne: Yeah, it's a.... RJ: hold still, I've got it....p-too!....rub a rub a rub a rub a rub a rub a rub a rub.... verne: It's a soul patch. RJ: what do you sweat? Crisco?? Hammy: Cooties!!
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rayannina over 13 years ago
A soul patch?!? Someone needs to tell Verne he’s not a mammal!
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
He had a hole in his soul so he patched it?
APersonOfInterest over 13 years ago
Had a friend who sported a “soul patch” for thirty years and then decided to grow a Van Dyke and get an earring. Liked the soul patch better.
Stephen Gilberg over 13 years ago
To me, soul patches never look good even on humans. They look inadequate, like you mean to grow more.
Logicman over 13 years ago
I thought the comment yesterday was a little TOO random. Wonder where this is going. My ability to grow facial hair is legendary, but it just looks WRONG on a non-mammal!
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
Reminds me of the joke about the woman who had a knob installed in the back of her neck for facelifts. She turned the knob so much over the years that she got a soul patch.
doc white over 13 years ago
okay ill bite, what the hell is a soul patch?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 13 years ago
Oh Verne! We could dress you in an Armani shell, Oakley sunglasses, Frye loafers, and sit you in a Porsche, but you’d just be an overdressed nerd in an overengineered car. * I tried growing a mustache/soul patch once, but it made me look like pure evil: both young and old ladies were crossing the street when they saw me; so it had to go.