Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 03, 2013
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July 04, 2013
Transcript:
verne: RJ, there's no right to "Blow stuff up, but not your fingers" in the constitution. RJ: It's a natural right. verne: Wait, what? rJ: nature endows every creature with certain inalienable rights, such as the right to life, liberty and.... rj: ..to blow stuff up, but not your fingers. verne: how could you possible know what a natural right means? RJ: "philosophy rock"... hammy: nat-ur-al rights, gots my nat-ur-al rights. animals: They guarantee I'm free, 'cause they come with bein' me!
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