Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 29, 2015

Transcript:

rj: Ahoy, verne! what're you getting for christmas? verne: It's a surprise. Rj: how do you know I'll like it if I don't know what I'm getting? Verne: you may hate it. gift giving is risky. rj: but all the risk is on me! the anticipation! the not knowing! it's very stressful! verne: dude, chill. rj: you're getting me a kale spinner , aren't you? I knew it! I knew you'd get me something I'd hate! verne: feel better? Your worst fears are confirmed. no more stress. rj: I do feel calmer. verne: fine! go forth and have a relaxed, carefree christmas free of material expectations. rj: hold it! Is it wi-fi enabled? verne: you'll have to wait and see. rj: Arghhhh!