Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 13, 2016
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Transcript:
rj: Frank jennings (aka the future santa claus) was selling tanning beds one day when.. verne: just stop! Santa did not start as a tanning bed salesguy! Verne: hammy, santa's a mixture of st. nicholas, father christmas, sinterklaas, and thomas nast's sketches all squeezed thru retro coca cola ads. santa isn't real?? verne: so, frank was on his fourth sales call of the day and...um...rj?.... rj: please go on.you tell it so much better than I do.
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