Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 15, 2016

Transcript:

how frank jennings, canadian tanning bed salesman, became santa claus... verne:...so frank was approached by these two elves, maurice and wilber.... rj: nope. albert and d'ante....maurice and wilber were the elves who created rudolph with a 9-volt battery and l.e.d. nasal implants. verne: that was gertrude and finn.. verne: ...albert and d'ante died in a tragic tongue-to-frozen-candy-cane incident. rj: Oh, that's right....the snow was stained stripy red that night. hammy: gasp!