Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for May 10, 2024

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    Averagemoe  7 months ago

    Statistically speaking, flying is several thousand times safer than sticking your head in a bucket of acid.

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    Did she look out the airplane window and say, “Dear Lord. I pray that if a wing should happen to fall off this airplane that it be the wing on the other side.”

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    Better than Opus on Bloom County. He was still belted into his seat and with a death grip on the armrests. In the hotel room.

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    ZarPaulus  7 months ago

    Never would have guessed that Millie was the nervous flyer.

    Did they get from Washington to Washington D.C. in one flight?

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