Pat Oliphant for May 04, 1982

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Man: Haw! You big oil guys are taking quite a bath these days! Big Oil Crocodile: Oh, my goodness, yes (sigh) - have to abandon synthetic oil research, take huge tax write-offs until the next shortage, etc. (sigh) One wonders who will pay for it all... Little Man: Wait! Don't tell me - I used to know that answer...