Pat Oliphant for April 22, 1994
April 21, 1994
April 23, 1994
Transcript:
Socks: Did you see that on the TV news? I'm so mad I could spit!! Grrr! Punk: What? What? Socks: Here was Mr. Clinton speaking to this group of teenage kids, and this insolent twit asks him, "Mr. President, do you wear boxers or briefs?" Big laugh! I can't believe it - this is the President she's speaking to! How DARE she ask such a thing? Has she no respect? What happened to plain old manners? How can parents bring up a child to be such an impertinent dolt? Punk: Maybe her parents should cane her. Socks: I was even more embarrassed when he answered the question. (Sigh) I want to belong to someone who acts like a President, dammit! Punk: Maybe we could cane both of them.
