Pat Oliphant for December 22, 1994

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Punk: Socks, there seems to be a lot of gunplay round here of late. Socks: Well, the White House is a magnet for ding-dongs and weirdos. Punk: Inside and out. Socks: I feel very grateful for the alertness of the wonderful officers outside the gates. Why, only yesterday some suspicious bearded galoot in a red suit approached the fence, carrying a big sack. Punk: What happened? Socks: The park police did the only prudent thing - they shot him.