Pat Oliphant for August 02, 1999

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Dog (Buddy) : Sigh...I sure do miss ol' John-John. Cat (Socks): John-John? You never mentioned you knew him, Buddy. Dog: Are you kiddin'? There I'd be, walkin' in the street and along would come ol' J-J... And he'd say to me, 'Hey, doggy (he called me doggy). Howzit doin', doggy? He'd say. Yep, ol' J-J and me, we was just like that. Cat: You're a bit late, aren't you? How come you didn't weigh in with all the other closest and dearest? Dog: Oh, one must never presume upon such a friendship. Punk: Nor assume there was one.