Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for December 13, 2020

and he only gets 364 days off (365 every four years)

It’s a big racket…

While, someone’s got to do it.

Y is for Yule Log ablaze and aglow, if Santa should land on it Ho Ho Ho Ho!

There’s something stuck up in the chimney

And it doesn’t smell real nice

And it’s been there since since last Christmas

Mom told me softly while we were getting ready for Christmas Eve service, “Santa isn’t real. Your dad and I do it. Don’t tell your sisters.”

I thought, “You know, there were parts of that story I didn’t think could be right.”

Which brings up an intriguing question, how DOES Santa earn a living?

His cleaning bill afterwards must be the stuff of nightmares.

And hes a temp, too, only working 1 night out of 365!

You better watch out. You better not pout.

“Now, you might hear reindeer on the rooftop

Or Jack Frost at your windowsill

But if you hear someone comin’ down the chimney

You’d better load your gun and shoot to kill!"

—Weird Al, “Christmas at Ground Zero,” 1986

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