Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 28, 1953
Transcript:
Sherman is dressed like an Indian and holds a pop gun. He says, "BANG! I got you!" Charlie Brown is dressed as a cowboy and hides behind a tree. He yells, "You did not! you did not!" A picket fence divides them.<BR><BR> Sherman chases Charlie Brown and says, 'BANG! BANG! BANG!" Charlie Brown says, "You missed! You missed! You missed!"<BR><BR> Sherman hides behind a trash can and says, 'Bang! I got you!" Charlie Brown hides behind a telephone pole and says, "You did not!"<BR><BR> Sherman says, 'BANG! BANG! BANG! I got you!" Charlie Brown says, "Bang!! Bang! You did not!"<BR><BR> Sherman says, "BANG! I got you! Why won't you fall down?" Charlie Brown says, "Why should I? I got you first!"<BR><BR> Sherman says, "You did not!" Charlie Brown says, "I did too!"<BR><BR> Patty plays in her sandbox. She says, "You sure do like playing comboy and Indian, don't you Charlie Brown?" He says, "I can't stand the game."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown runs off and says, "it's the arguing that I like!"<BR><BR>
And this is why RPG systems were invented!