Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 23, 1958
Transcript:
"What are you watching?" Linus asks as he wlaks up behind Lucy. She is sitting on a cushion in front of the TV. "None of your business!"<br> <br> Linus stands behind Lucy.<br> <br>"I wanna watch MY program.." Linus says.<br> <br> "GET OUT OF HERE!" Lucy commands.<br> <br> "You always get to watch your programs, and I never get to watch my programs.."<br> <br> "DO YOU WANNA GET HIT?! I'LL SLUG YOU A GOOD ONE!" Lucy stands up and raises her fist towards Linus. He shrinks back.<br> <br> "BROTHER OR NO BROTHER, I'LL RUN ROUGHSHOD OVER YOU!!" She threatens.<br> <br> "What are you doing?" she asks as Linus bends down to change channels. "I'm turning off your program, and turning on mine.." Linus explains, crouching on the floor.<br> <br> "You don't frighten me one bit!" he declares, standing up and facing Lucy.<br> <br> "WAAH!" Lucy wails. Linus takes her seat and watches TV.<br> <br>
Good for you, Linus.