Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 13, 1959
Transcript:
Lucy leans on Schroeder's piano talking to him. He says, "The girl I marry must be a good cook..." Lucy replies, "I know I'll be a very good cook..."<br> <br> Schroeder continues, "...And she must have a good sense of humor..." Lucy replies, "Hee Hee Hee Hee! I have an excellent sense of humor.."<br> <br> Schroeder concludes, "...And she must enjoy sitting up until all hours at night listening to obscure string quartets.."<br> <br> Schroeder falls over as Lucy yells, "BOING!!"<br> <br>
proof she can’t marry schroeder: 1. she doesn’t cook, she sells… oh and we’ve never seen her make food. 2. she thinks it’s funny making fun of CB, and like: NO! 3. I don’t rly know what girl would even do that.