Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 31, 1963
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands on the field and says, "I'm very pleased to see such a good turnout . . . With a little luck I think we can have a good season . . ."<BR><BR> Patty, Violet, Linus and Frieda sit on the grass. Charlie Brown says, "Today's Spring training session is going to begin with a demonstration . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "Last year we hit into too many double plays . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Two of our members are going to show us how this can be avoided."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "Linus is going to be the short stop and Snoopy is going to be the runner going from first to second who breaks up the double play . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Now watch carefully . . . The play begins with Linus fielding the ball and making the play at second while Snoopy streaks toward him . . ."<BR><BR> A ball comes toward Linus. Snoopy runs to the base. Snoopy bears his teeth and pounces on Linus. Linus shrieks and drops the ball.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown puts his hands on his hips and asks, "Are there any questions?"<BR><BR>
I wish they played Major League ball like this. It would make it a lor more interesting.