Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 15, 1964
Transcript:
Lucy looks at a magazine and says, "Oh, no! That blockhead!"<BR><BR> Lucy walks up to Linus and says, "Did you tear the cover off this comic magazine?" Linus replies, "Yes, I guess I did . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy shouts, "But why? Why do you do such stupid things?" Linus replies, "I don't know . . . I really don't know . . ."<BR><BR> Linus continues, "I've asked myself that too . . . I've asked myself that very question . . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "Why do I do stupid things? Why don't I think? What's the matter with me? Where's my sense of responsibility?"<BR><BR> Linus continues, "Then I ask myself, am I really responsible? Is it really my fault when I do something wrong? Must I answer for my mistakes?"<BR><BR> Lucy grits her teeth as Linus says, "Who is responsible? Who is accountable? Who is . . .?"<BR><BR> Lucy hits Linus with the rolled up magazine.<BR><BR> Linus lies on the ground in a daze and says, "Her kind never worries about these things!"<BR><BR>
Swift retribution.