Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 11, 1964

Transcript:

Lucy stands on the pitcher's mound and Shroeder stands on the slope. She asks, "I don't suppose you want me to throw a spit-ball, do you?"<BR><BR> They face each other. "No, that wouldn't be right," Shroeder answers. "How about a bean-ball?" she asks.<BR><BR> He walks away. "Oh, no...definitely not! That wouldn't be right, either!" She watches him leave.<BR><BR> Lucy stands on the mound: "All my best pitches are immoral!"<BR><BR>