Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 07, 1964
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Lucy stand at the wall. She says, "I'd hate to be a new baby bring born into this world today.."<BR><BR> "There seems to be so much trouble everywhere." They walk.<BR><BR> "If I were a new baby, I don't think I could stand knowing what I was going to have to go through..." Lucy raises her arms.<BR><BR> "That's why they don't show them any newspapers for the first two years!" Charlie Brown explains.<BR><BR>
This seems to have gotten exponentially more true over the decades.