Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 14, 1965

Transcript:

Charlie Brown says to Linus: "Do you know why English teachers go to college for four years?"<BR><BR> "No, I don't know why English teachers go to college for four years.."<BR><BR> "Well, then I'll tell you why English teachers go to college for four years..."<BR><BR> "SO THEY CAN MAKE STUPID LITTLE KIDS WRITE STUPID ESSAYS ON WHAT THEY DID ALL STUPID SUMMER!!" Charlie Brown wails. Linus somersalts through the air.<BR><BR>