Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 20, 1966

Transcript:

Linus pats a bird on the head and says, "Good morning."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown peers from behind a tree and says, "Fantastic!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says to Lucy, "Your brother is patting birds on the head again." Lucy says, "Oh, good grief!"<BR><BR> Lucy says, "That Blockhead!"<BR><BR> Lucy watches Linus patting a grooup of birds on the head and shouts, "Are you out of your mind?"<BR><BR> Lucy asks, "Don't you realize what happens when you do stupid things like this?" Linus replies, "Patting birds isn't stupid . . . they enjoy it, and I find it a source of great comfort."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "But what about me?? I'm the one who has to face those kids at school who say 'Ha! Your brother pats birds on the head!'" Linus replies, "I see your point . . . Well, I guess I'd better not do it anymore."<BR><BR> Linus walks off.<BR><BR> The birds come up behind Lucy and stick out their tongues.<BR><BR>