Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 28, 1966
Transcript:
"Lucy sits at the psychiatric help booth. She tells Charlie Brown, \"I think I know what's wrong with you . . . \"<BR><BR> Lucy stands at the pitcher's mound and says, \"Walk up onto that pitcher's mound . . . does your stomach hurt now?\" Charlie Brown replies, \"Yes!! Ow! Ooo!! Yes!\"<BR><BR> Lucy says, \"All right, now come down off the mound . . . there . . . has it stopped hurting?\" Charlie Brown replies, \"Yes . . . yes, I think it has!\"<BR><BR> Lucy says, \"There's your trouble . . . five cents, please!\"<BR><BR>" dialogue-text,"Lucy sits at the psychiatric help booth. She tells Charlie Brown, \"I think I know what's wrong with you . . . \"<BR><BR> Lucy stands at the pitcher's mound and says, \"Walk up onto that pitcher's mound . . . does your stomach hurt now?\" Charlie Brown replies, \"Yes!! Ow! Ooo!! Yes!\"<BR><BR> Lucy says, \"All right, now come down off the mound . . . there . . . has it stopped hurting?\" Charlie Brown replies, \"Yes . . . yes, I think it has!\"<BR><BR> Lucy says, \"There's your trouble . . . five cents, please!\"<BR><BR>"
For once, Lucy earned her 5 cents by finding the cause of the patient’s pain. For much less than a doctor would charge…