Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 28, 1968
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits in a chair and says, "So here I am about to see the school nurse . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "She'll probably just take my temperature and look at my throat . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Maybe she'll take a blood test . . . I hope she doesn't take a blood test . . . Maybe she'll just weigh me . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "If she mentions exploratory surgery, I'll scream!"<BR><BR>
Relax. You probably just need to fart really badly.