Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 23, 1969
Transcript:
Snoopy sits on the football bench and thinks, "Three minutes to play . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy walks and thinks, "Here's The World Famous Quarterback coming off the bench to win the big game . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy holds his arms out and thinks, "Sixteen! Forty-two! Seven! Hut!!"<BR><BR> Snoopy drops back to pass. He thinks, "He fades back, and spots an open receiver . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy throws the football and thinks, "He hurls the bomb!"<BR><BR> A bird runs after the football.<BR><BR> The ball hits the bird on the head.<BR><BR>The bird lies on the ground dazed. Snoopy thinks, "Bad hands!"<BR><BR>
Why would you play football with a bird?