Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 20, 1970

Transcript:

Sally sits at her desk and holds up a sheet of paper.<BR><BR> She reads, "Question number one... What is the capital of Cameroun?" Sally holds her pencil up to her mouth.<BR><BR> She bends over her paper and writes: "Answer: When I grow up, I am going to be a hair dresser, and hair dressers obviously don't have to know such things."<BR><BR> Sally leans back and holds up the paper. She reads, "Question number two... What is the length of the Rio Grande River?"<BR><BR> "Answer: When I grow up, I will also probably be a housewife, and could not care less about the length of the Rio Grande River."<BR><BR> Sally sits up and reads, "Question number three... What is the name of ther largest pyramid?"<BR><BR> She hunches over her desk and writes, "Answer: When I grow up, I will undoubedtly be a member of the smart set."<BR><BR> "We members of the smart set rarely discuss such things as pyramids."<BR><BR> Sally sits up and looks at the paper. She comments, "This is an easy test.."<BR><BR>