Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 28, 1972
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits in a chair. He wears his baseball cap and frowns. Linus looks over the edge of the chair. Charlie Brown says, "I'm sick and tired of losing all the time."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks with Linus and says, "Everything I try, I lose . . . I just can't stand it any longer . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown dials the phone. Linus asks, "Who are you calling?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown holds the phone to his ear and replies, "Dial a loser."<BR><BR>
I bet he gets a busy signal because that’s the number for Charlie Brown’s house.