Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 01, 1972

Transcript:

As the Literary Ace types, he thinks, "What a great title!"<BR><BR> He types, "Toodle-oo, Caribou! A Tale of the Frozen North"<BR><BR> He types: "One morning, Joe Eskimo went out to the barn to milk his polar cow. As he walked through the barn, tiny polar mice scampered across the frozen floor."<BR><BR> Hmm.." Says Linus, who stands next to the doghouse and reads.<BR><BR> Linus looks up and says, "I hate to tell you this, but there isn't such a thing as a polar cow.." Snoopy thinks, "There isn't?"<BR><BR> Snoopy rolls his eyes and thinks, "Okay, scratch the polar cow.."<BR><BR> "There aren't such things as polar mice, either..." Linus adds as he hands back the sheet of paper. "There aren't?" Snoopy thinks.<BR><BR> "Okay, scratch the polar mice..." he sighs as he looks at the paper.<BR><BR> Snoopy turns away from the typewriter, holding the paper at his side. he thinks, "Some of my best novels never get off the ground..."<BR><BR>