Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 03, 1973
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mopund and winds up. Lucy stands behind him and holds out her glove. She says, "Hey, manager, my glove is so stiff I can't catch the ball!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "That's because you haven't used it all winter . . . Try rubbing a little neat's foot oil into it."<BR><BR> Lucy walks away and says, "Forget it!"<BR><BR> Lucy stands in the outfield and frowns. She says, "I hate any sport where you have to take care of your equipment!"<BR><BR>
Is that why you stopped playing golf, Lucy?