Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 16, 1977
Transcript:
Charlie Brown looks in the mailbox. Sally says, "I've been thinking about why you didn't get any valentines, big brother . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "I think I've figured it out . . ."<BR><BR> Sally continues, "You didn't get any valentines because no one sent you any!" Sally laughs hysterically. Charlie Brown frowns.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown shouts, "May your chocolate creams all melt in the box!"<BR><BR>
Actually, it’s because he never sends any out.