Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 16, 1978

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Snoopy jogs along in the woods. His feet say,"When do we go home?"<BR><BR> His back asks,"Did you ever hear anyone complain more than feet?" His feet reply,"Only backs! Hee Hee Hee."<BR><BR> His right foot says,"Just because I'm the right foot why do I have to do all the work?"<BR><BR> His left foot replies,"What do you mean? I'm the one who does all the cornering!"<BR><BR> His legs say,"Without us legs you feet would be nowhere..."<BR><BR> His brains say,"How can we concentrate up here with you guys talking all the time?"<BR><BR> His feet say,"Oh, sure, it's those stupid brains bragging again...they take credit for everything..."<BR><BR> His brains reply,"Have you ever thought about why we're doing this? Just to keep the heart in shape!"<BR><BR> His heart says,"Just remember, boys, if I go, you all go!"<BR><BR> His right foot exclaims,"That's scary!" His left says,"Shut up, and keep running!"<BR><BR>