Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 29, 1978
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Spike stand at Schroeder's door. Schroeder says, "Beethoven never owned a dog."<BR><BR> Schroeder continues, "If Beethoven never owned a dog, I guess I shouldn't either . . I'm sorry, Charlie Brown . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown and Spike continue to stand at the door.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown shouts, "Beethoven would have liked this dog!!"<BR><BR>
The whole “Schroeder must emulate Beethoven” gag is one of the stupidest things to exist in Peanuts. And they don’t even really try to execute it usually. I mean, Beethoven also didn’t play baseball or hockey, but Schroeder does those things without an issue.