Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 26, 1978

Transcript:

The Beaglescout and his troops stand under a tree in the snow. They start to hike along.<BR><BR> As they hike, he thinks,"The weather may get worse, men." He stops and thinks,"Is anyone worried? Do you all know how to act in a blizzard?" Does anyone have a question about anything?"<BR><BR> Olivier chirps a question. The Beaglescout thinks,"No, Olivier, I don't think there's a place around here where you can mail your post cards."<BR><BR> Bill chirps a question. The Beaglescout thinks,"Yes, Bill, I've met Cheryl Tiegs....yes, she's very nice...."<BR><BR> Conrad chirps a question. The Beaglescout thinks,"Shopping days? Well, Conrad, I'd guess there are about twenty four more shopping days until Christmas."<BR><BR> He thinks,"Any more questions?"<BR><BR> Woodstock chirps a question. The Beaglescout thinks,"No, Woodstock, I don't know why you're standing here in a blizzard with these three idiots...."<BR><BR> As they hike along, he thinks,"I didn't think I was ever going to get a sensible question."<BR><BR>