Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 23, 1979

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Sally sits at her classroom desk with her hands clasped. She asks,"Who me?" Linus looks back at her as she continues,"Whom, I?"<BR><BR> She holds a sheet of paper up and says,"Yes, Ma'am..I have my report ready."<BR><BR> She walks up to the front of the classroom. She starts reading,"This is the classic story of Peter Rabbit and his coat of many colors."<BR><BR> She continues,"His brothers hated him so when he lost his coat of many colors while climbing over the farmer's fence, they sold him to the Pharoah in Egypt!"<BR><BR> She concludes,"This is the story of jealousy, desire, and forgiveness, and should be a lesson to us all!" She bows and says,"Thank you."<BR><BR> She sits at her desk and whispers to Linus,"Psst! Why did the the teacher have such a funny look on her face?" Linus replies,"Maybe she doesn't feel well."<BR><BR> He grimaces as she proudly states,"Wait until tomorrow when I recite another classic, 'The Owl and the Fussy Cat."<BR><BR>