Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 02, 1981

Transcript:

Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty are leaning against a tree in the field.<BR><BR> She asks, "Do you know much about love, Chuck?" He replies, "Probably not."<BR><BR> She says, "Well, if A likes B, but B likes C who likes D and E who both like A who doesn't even know that D exists, should F try to have G talk to B so E will know that C likes D and E, and that C will pound H if she comes around again butting in?"<BR><BR> He responds, "May I think about that for a minute?"<BR><BR> She asks, "Sure, Chuck...in the meantime, here's another one...say a person has kind of a big nose, and another person calls her 'Baseball Nose', and tells her not to go near the ball park 'cause someone might autograph her nose, should she be offended?"<BR><BR> She turns her head to him and asks, "What do you think, Chuck?" He replies, "G shouldn't get involved and an autograph on a nose would probably wash off..."<BR><BR> She concludes, "You don't know anything about love, Chuck!" He replies, "Probably not."<BR><BR>