Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 11, 1981
Transcript:
Sally stands in front of the class and says, "This concludes my report on gems and jewelry . . . Are there any questions?"<BR><BR> Sally points and says, "Yes, you in the back row . . . Your question, please."<BR><BR> Sally says, "No, you should not wear your jewelry if you are going to slide into second base."<BR><BR> Sally walks and says, "Seeing the stupid trend that these questions are about to take, I will now sit down!"<BR><BR>